The Republic of Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 349 million Boomers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The thriving Boomeran economy, worth 27.0 trillion Hard Candies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 77,278 Hard Candies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,637 per year while the poor average 17,258, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, women across the country are tying the knot, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home's national animal is the Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home is ranked 225,249^th in the world and 180^th in Karma for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.